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Aug 19, 2014 / 158,487 notes

fallen-angel-it-hurt:

accioromione:

Philosopher’s Stone deleted scene

I FUCKING CRY LAUGHING EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ONLY BECAUSE OF HARRYS REACTION LIKE LOOK AT THE LAST GIF OMG DANIEL RADCLIFFE A+ ACTING OMG

WHY WAS THIS DELETED

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Aug 19, 2014 / 70,602 notes

thebluelip-blondie:

nuanced-subversion:

is this beautiful solidarity too much for you, anon?

(also, i feel bad for you.)

y’all see how little Black life is mattered even by other PoC

not the Palestinians other PoC

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Aug 19, 2014 / 159,158 notes

shrewdshrew:

if someone gave this to me i would die

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silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."
Aug 19, 2014 / 404,907 notes

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

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Aug 18, 2014 / 92,625 notes
Aug 17, 2014 / 347,748 notes

barackobama:

sirlightbulb:

dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

Exactly

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angelicvibes:

I don’t know why, but I’ve always really liked reading creepy stuff about disneyworld/land-maybe I just like having a creepy element to everything. Anyway, here are some links to some scary disney stories and facts!

Creepypasta
Working at Disney 
The River Country Film
Grad Night at the Haunted Mansion
Disneyland 1999
Abandoned by Disney
Room Zero (Abandoned by Disney sequel)
Disney’s Catacombs
Real Deaths at Disney
Amoebas at River Country (the real story)
Ten Real Life Deaths at Disney
Incidents at Disney wiki page
Urban Legends
6 Creepy Disney Urban Legends
Disney Movie Theories
10 Fan Theories
Disney Movies Theories and Urban Legends
Frozen Theory
DisneyTheory.com (full of interesting theories)

{creepy/paranormal blog}
Aug 17, 2014 / 8,290 notes

angelicvibes:

I don’t know why, but I’ve always really liked reading creepy stuff about disneyworld/land-maybe I just like having a creepy element to everything. Anyway, here are some links to some scary disney stories and facts!

Creepypasta

Working at Disney 

The River Country Film

Grad Night at the Haunted Mansion

Disneyland 1999

Abandoned by Disney

Room Zero (Abandoned by Disney sequel)

Disney’s Catacombs

Real Deaths at Disney

Amoebas at River Country (the real story)

Ten Real Life Deaths at Disney

Incidents at Disney wiki page

Urban Legends

6 Creepy Disney Urban Legends

Disney Movie Theories

10 Fan Theories

Disney Movies Theories and Urban Legends

Frozen Theory

DisneyTheory.com (full of interesting theories)

{creepy/paranormal blog}

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Aug 17, 2014 / 416,769 notes

gallifrey-feels:

knitmeapony:

dreaminpng:

allonnziii:

kellanium:

#probably the best explanation of a device in the tv history

This is literally my fourth or fifth time reblogging this.

It’s still hillarious.

One of my favorite lines

I kinda feel like the writers wrote this line specifically to drive the kind of fans who want to figure out how sci-fi tech would theoretically work crazy. They’re like “nope! We’re not going to give you any techno babble to tear apart or investigate or mull over to tell us how we’re doing it wrong, or how it compares in effectiveness to similar tech in other franchises.”

I also feel like this is one of those times when the TARDIS’s translation circuit just gave the fuck up. Like the ‘physics physics physics’ scene, where he is imparting secrets of the universe and the TARDIS is like THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THIS IN ENGLISH DAMN IT DOCTOR OH HELL FUCK IT.

OH MY GODS she TOTALLY edits his speech. I be he actually swears a fuckton but the TARDIS is like THERE ARE CHILDREN

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ultrafacts:

Here is a video if you don’t understand
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Aug 17, 2014 / 13,927 notes

ultrafacts:

Here is a video if you don’t understand

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melissamillionaire:

been a while. quick little filler outline to get back on my game. 💉🌺👌#tattoosbymelissamarie
Aug 17, 2014 / 14 notes

melissamillionaire:

been a while. quick little filler outline to get back on my game. 💉🌺👌#tattoosbymelissamarie

Aug 17, 2014 / 248,370 notes

thirliewhirl:

girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

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confusedvantas:

marionisamuffin:

pleasantandcain:

fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:


A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.
My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”
THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.
THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.
it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.
Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.
On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:
I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”
Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.
Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.

I’m just….. This is actually really amusing
Aug 17, 2014 / 695,962 notes

confusedvantas:

marionisamuffin:

pleasantandcain:

fromladytolifter:

candidlycara:

dance-in-the-shadows:

gracediamondsfear:

wifeyknowsbest:

whatapreciouslittlefuckfox:

A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!

Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!

this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.

i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.

God.

My husband once walked up behind me while i was sitting in the living room just watching t.v…and he put his penis on my shoulder and said “hello..”

THIS WAS HIS SEDUCTION.

THIS WAS HIS IDEA OF HOW TO GET ME INTO BED.

it worked, but not before I laughed for days.

For that last comment.

I always had a ton of weird funky condoms at my place because I volunteered with Planned Parenthood and did a lot of sex education and sex positive work. I literally had no less than like thirty different types of condoms at a time. So when it came time to grabbing a condom it was a grab bag of WHO KNOWS what you’ll end up with.

Long story short, my boyfriend grabs one, puts it on, heat of the moment type thing, a some point we both look down and see it’s an ELECTRIC GREEN condom. Dead pan he looks me straight in the eye and in his best impression goes “HEY HO. KERMIT DEE FROG HERE.” And I COMPLETELY LOST IT.

On a completely different occasion I said “don’t stop” and he sang ALL of Don’t Stop Believing. All of it. All of it. Right then and there. Without stopping.

Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?

Or the time my partner’s friends blasted “Eye of the Tiger” through the door and we rocked it out to the beat while quoting the movie?

Story time:

I was with this girl during a trip out to Washington, we’d hung out a few times, and hit it off really well. So we got together one afternoon. Her dorm-mate came home, saw the “Do Not Disturb” sock on her bedroom door and called out “Thrusters to full!”

Not missing a beat the girl and I yelled back “We’re giving it all we’ve got, Captain!” and her roommate started fucking dying outside the door.

Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.

It got better.

I’m just….. This is actually really amusing

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Aug 17, 2014 / 77,542 notes

divmond-tits:

unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

this

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Aug 17, 2014 / 216,332 notes

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Aug 17, 2014 / 102,802 notes

literallysame:

this baby is gonna have one hell of a story to tell when he’s older

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